Today my dad and my little brother fried turkey hearts. We live kinda out in the boondocks and you can get things like that around here from your neighbors. Why on earth they decided getting a bag of turkey hearts from the neighbors was a good idea... They had me eat one. I was pretty apprehensive, but they both INSISTED that turkey hearts are delicious.
I put it in my mouth.
And chewed and chewed and chewed.
"Okay," I said. "That's disgusting."
My dad looked offended and my brother thought I was crazy.
"I coulda told you that!" laughed my Dear Mother.
Yep. Another thing to add to the list of Weird Things I've Eaten. Anyway. The rest of the turkey was WAY better. Happy Thanksgiving.