Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Comas and Kissing

I think I just heard the weirdest fragment of a conversation I'm going to hear today.


Here it is.

"So then I said 'no, I didn't put her in a coma. I'm just not good at kissing.'"

Yep. I seriously just heard that from two people walking away from the library computers. No idea what it's supposed to mean. Anybody out there want to help me decode that one?


  1. Wow. That would make for a great writing prompt.

  2. I'm going to assume the guy probably has low self-esteem and that a girl was highly unresponsive...possibly fell asleep. Just sayin...

  3. You know the 100-some princes who tried to fight the roses to rescue Sleeping Beauty? Some of them made it through. This one just wasn't good enough to wake her up.

    1. Heh. That's not bad, not bad at all. I think I might write a short story based around that idea.

  4. He's got that stuff on his lips Saffron did in the Firefly episode "Our Mrs. Reynolds" and didn't succeed in making the girl pass out because he doesn't understand the whole "mouth on mouth" part of kissing.

    I tried with that one, I really did.