My parents gave me a birthday present early this year. Like, really early...
It's a Rogue RA-090! Here's a crappy cellphone picture!
Had it for a few weeks now, actually. And I've got calluses. And it feels good to have calluses, although it didn't feel super good when I was getting them.
Speaking of crappy cellphone pictures, I dropped my cellphone into the Great Salt Lake. And it still works! It didn't phase my phone in the slightest! It's a cheap ZTE Walmart special, because I can't make myself pay more than $30 for a phone still, but I've been impressed so far.
Here's to cheap stuff that works. :) <raises glass>